Irrational Fears Club T-Shirt – a funny nostalgic graphic tee celebrating the completely unreasonable dangers we were convinced were waiting around every corner.
Quicksand. The Bermuda Triangle. Piranhas.
Apparently, these were the things we really needed to worry about.
This Irrational Fears Club T-shirt is for anyone who grew up genuinely believing that quicksand was going to be a major problem in adult life, or that taking one wrong turn on a flight could leave you permanently lost somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle.
Turns out, adulthood came with plenty of other problems. Quicksand and the Bermuda Triangle? Not so much.
A nostalgic nod to the wonderfully irrational fears we somehow all grew up with.
Featuring bold retro lettering, handwritten-style details and illustrated references to some of the most wonderfully irrational fears of childhood, it's a nostalgic graphic tee for anyone who remembers when seemingly harmless things were presented as VERY SERIOUS DANGERS.
🖤 Why you'll love it
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Funny Irrational Fears Club graphic
- Nostalgic 90s/throwback aesthetic
- Handwritten-style typography
- Retro illustrated details
- Designed as a conversation-starting graphic tee
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Printed on the Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed heavyweight T-shirt
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Soft, substantial and lived-in feel
T-Shirt Product Details -
Printed on the Comfort Colors 1717, a premium garment-dyed heavyweight T-shirt with a relaxed unisex fit.
The garment-dyed finish gives it that broken-in, vintage-inspired look and feel, while the heavyweight cotton makes it feel considerably more substantial than a standard lightweight tee.
Please check the size chart before ordering, as the Comfort Colors 1717 has a relaxed, slightly boxier fit.
Perfect for -
A funny gift for a 90s kid, millennial, nostalgia lover, retro graphic tee fan or anyone who still hasn't completely recovered from being told about the dangers of quicksand.
Because apparently the chances were low…but never zero.
You Know The One.
